Melayuspeak: Archive

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Wah. Dah berzaman aku tak masuk ni tumblr. Cheh...

Sep 18th

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Sep 18th

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Sep 18th

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Sep 18th

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SELAMAT BERPUASA KE SEMUA UMAT ISLAM MERATA DUNIA...

Aug 2nd

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Bulan puasa je; Air Katira!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jul 27th

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Anonymous asked: Woah, i thought u org malaysia! Sinagporeans \m/

Jul 23rd

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sementaradijepun asked: Hi, you have 3% of my tumblr crush and just thought I let you know :)

xx,

Jul 23rd

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Nampak enemy kau walk past, "Haiya. Busuk punya...

Jul 12th

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Si Syamsul Yusof pukul Diana Danielle korang dah...

aku pon gitu la sebenarnya HAHAHA

Jul 12th

muhsinyesimproudimmalaysian asked: seriously i like your tumblr :)

Jul 12th

Anonymous asked: Ingatkan kau tinggal kat Malaysia.. :P

Jul 12th

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Jul 11th

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Jul 8th

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Jul 7th

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Anonymous asked: Your jokes are not funny if read the second time. Criticising malays are not funny too.

Jul 7th

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MAT JOKES

Q: What do you call a small, cheap Malay?
A: Econ mini mat 
Q: What do you call a Mat driving a Nissan (or any non-luxury car)?
A: A car thief. 
Q: What do you call a young Mat ?
A: Mini Mat
Q: What do you call a Mat bungee jumping?
A: Mat-Yo Yo
Q: How do you confuse a Mat? 
A: Put him in a circular room and ask him to relac one corner.
Q: What do you call a Mat who's peddling a bicycle?
A: Also a Thief. 
Q: What do you call a Mat who's driving a Mercedes Benz?
A: Ahmad. (Chauffeur)

Jul 6th

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lovelikkalovesong asked: melayuspeak memang terbaikkkkk! ^_^

Jul 6th

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Anonymous asked: okay how about telling us how old you are? please?

Jul 6th

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Jul 6th

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Jun 29th

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“Im feeling as sad as fuck right now. And there’s nothing no one can do...”

Jun 28th

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For the rest of my life I`ll be with you I`ll...

Jun 26th

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Jun 26th

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Jun 25th

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babyphantom asked: lu pehal cuak sgt na 'reveal'? ade bontot kt muke lu ke?

Jun 24th

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Reblog kalau anda,

masih online sekarang tengah tumblr-ing macam boss besar.

Jun 24th

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Reblog if you love Allah

runfatkidrun: WOW! OMG THE NOTES!! LET’S TRY TO GET 2000000 NOTES!!

Jun 24th

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Jun 24th

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Jun 24th

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Anonymous asked: Dear melayuspeak,

I like you. You have a nice blog. You make me want to get to knoe u more. You should maybe reveal some things abt yourself? Someday I will send you a request. You + me = KAUM MELAYU. If I saw you now I’d dont rly knoe cause i tak tahu how u look like! I want to get to knoe you you. I would build fav list of blogs and make u 1 of it, just for you. If I could...

Jun 24th

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Jun 23rd

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fashionsociety asked: Hey yo . Sup bitch <3 I love you and your posts. Fuckin cuteeeeee <3 Me , Singaporean too ;) We should get to knw each other more <3 Ily babe

Jun 23rd

What Mortal Kombat characters do in their spare...

godual:

Jun 23rd

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Aku tengah lapar ni. Sape nak suap aku?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Seriously so hungry nenek aku tak masak :’(

Jun 23rd

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Reblog if you're not tumblr famous

Tak tumblr famous pon takpe. Asalkan passion untuk reblog, untuk majukan tumblr sendiri mesti ada!

Jun 23rd