melayu speakers
MAT JOKES
  • Q: What do you call a small, cheap Malay?
  • A: Econ mini mat
  • Q: What do you call a Mat driving a Nissan (or any non-luxury car)?
  • A: A car thief.
  • Q: What do you call a young Mat ?
  • A: Mini Mat
  • Q: What do you call a Mat bungee jumping?
  • A: Mat-Yo Yo
  • Q: How do you confuse a Mat?
  • A: Put him in a circular room and ask him to relac one corner.
  • Q: What do you call a Mat who's peddling a bicycle?
  • A: Also a Thief.
  • Q: What do you call a Mat who's driving a Mercedes Benz?
  • A: Ahmad. (Chauffeur)

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    - FERRY if you happen to see this, this was what i meant by mat jokes. Lulz.
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